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The Slick - Liquid to Lube

The Slick

Transforms spit into pure, friction-free glide.

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TL;DR

The Slick is a delicious oral gel that's slippery af and designed as an edible massage oil alternative. It's 100% sugar-free, making it safe for no-yeast-infection concerns, and creates a friction-free experience perfect for Nuru massages or seamless gliding. Zero sticky residue—just pure, long-lasting glide.

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Liquid to Lube

Wetness
Slippery
Numbing
Discreet PackagingPremium Quality

The Details

What it does

The Slick turns your saliva into professional lube. It makes your mouth as slippery as a Nuru massage, but completely edible and delicious. It's "Friction-Free" in capsule form.

The Problem

Normal spit dries fast and gets sticky. Regular lube often tastes chemical and isn't meant for swallowing.

  • The "Sticky Effect": After a few minutes, oral gets sticky and drags on the skin.
  • Taste Killer: Many flavored lubes are full of sugar (yeast infection risk!) or taste artificial.
  • The Mess: Oil or gel from a bottle stains the bed and hands.

The Solution

The Slick creates a Nuru-like gel in the mouth that doesn't stick. It's 100% sugar-free (no yeast infections!) and vegan. You can swallow it because it tastes like candy, but works like high-end lube.

Scenarios

  • No Soreness: Enthusiastic but too dry? The Slick adds a protective layer so you can suck hard without hurting him.
  • Handjob Help: Want to mix hand and mouth? Spit the Slick mix into your hand – it's better than lotion.
  • Swallow Friendly: Regular lube tastes gross. The Slick tastes so good you'll want to swallow.

Why You'll Love It

Friction-Free Glide

Creates an incredibly smooth layer that eliminates friction for pure pleasure.

No Sticky Residue

Formulated to be silky, not tacky. No mess, no cleanup required.

Delicious & Safe

Food-grade, sugar-free, and pH-balanced. Safe to lick, safe to love.

How To Use

1

Dissolve

Let one capsule melt on your tongue.

2

Activate

Mix with saliva to create a rich, silky gel.

3

Play

Apply orally or transfer to skin for a slippery, sensory experience.

What's Inside

Alginate

Seaweed extract that creates the slippery gel texture.

Vegetable Glycerin

Provides smooth glide and hydration.

Stevia

Natural sweetness without the sugar crash.

Flavor

Premium food-grade flavoring for a great taste.

The Formula

Not just candy. A pharmaceutical-grade pleasure system.

The Ritual

How To Use

Pop one star 1 minute before play. Let it dissolve. Don't chew. Own the moment.

The Steps
  • 1 Star
  • Starts in 1 Min
  • Lasts 15-30 Mins
The Flood

The Flood

Instant Salivation

A precise tingle that triggers a waterfall. You won't believe how wet you get.

Active Ingredients
  • Citric Acid
  • Tartaric Acid
  • Malic Acid
The Silk

The Silk

Hyper-Lubrication

Transforms natural moisture into a thick, luxurious gel. Zero friction, all sensation.

Active Ingredients
  • Kappa Carrageenan
  • Iota Carrageenan
  • Sodium Alginate
  • Agar Agar
  • Xanthan Gum
The Depth

The Depth

Zero Gag Reflex

Cooling menthol meets a gentle buzz. Relax your throat while keeping your tongue ready to play.

Active Ingredients
  • Menthol Crystals
  • Spilanthes Extract (Jambu)
  • Calcium Lactate

The Star

Crystal Matrix

A sugar-free, slow-dissolving star designed for extended pleasure sessions.

Active Ingredients
  • Isomalt
  • Sorbitol
  • Gum Arabic

The Tea

"Najlepszy żel doustny."

Chloe D.

"Naprawdę nie klei się."

Mark R.

"Partner uwielbia."

Lisa M.

"Świetny jako olejek do ciała."

Sophie T.

"Idealny bez cukru."

Jenna W.

FAQ

Tak, 100% spożywczy.
Nie, bez cukru.
Wcale.
Tak.
Tak, odświeża.
Shipping for all pre-orders starts in January 2025. You'll receive a tracking number once dispatched.
We accept returns for sealed, unopened packages within 14 days. For hygiene reasons, opened products cannot be returned.
We accept all major credit and debit cards via our secure checkout.
Yes! All products are 100% vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, and keto-friendly.
Absolutely. Mixing them is encouraged! For example, Drip + Slick = The Slide.
They are food-grade and safe. We recommend 1-2 per session.
No harmful side effects. However, they contain Xylitol, so consuming a whole pack at once might have a mild laxative effect.
Yes! Our formula is completely oil-free and water-soluble, making it safe to use with all types of condoms and toys.
Delicious! We use natural fruit and mint flavors with high-quality sweeteners. No chemical or bitter aftertaste.
Keep them in a cool, dry place. Avoid direct sunlight and moisture to maintain their perfect texture.
Yes! Whether you naturally produce a little or a lot of saliva, SlopyMints enhances the experience for everyone by adding texture and control.
Absolutely. They are solid/gel capsules, not liquids, so they are 100% TSA-friendly and perfect for your carry-on.
Your privacy is paramount. Charges appear discreetly as 'SP-STORE' or 'SLCK-TRIP'.
While our ingredients are food-grade and safe, we always recommend consulting your doctor if you are pregnant or breastfeeding.
SlopyMints is free from common allergens like nuts, soy, dairy, and gluten.
Yes! It's completely safe to use alongside your favorite drinks.
Yes! We ship to most countries in Europe, North America, and beyond. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout.