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The secret for PURE oral pleasure.

HYDRATION • LUBRICATION • SENSATION

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Super Wet
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The Drip

The Drip

12.00
9.0025% OFF
12 Doses

Instant Waterfall. Makes you wetter than a slippery slide in July.

Wetness
Slippery
Numbing
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Slippery AF
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The Slick

The Slick

12.00
9.0025% OFF
12 Doses

Turns spit into friction-free lube. Glides like you paid it to.

Wetness
Slippery
Numbing
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Zero Gag
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The Deep

The Deep

12.00
9.0025% OFF
12 Doses

Throat Numbing. The best oral sex enhancer for depth.

Wetness
Slippery
Numbing
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Wet & Slick
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The Slide

The Slide

14.00
10.5025% OFF
12 Doses

Nuru Gel + Saliva Flood. The best combo since Netflix & Chill.

Wetness
Slippery
Numbing
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Ice Queen
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The Numb

The Numb

14.00
10.5025% OFF
12 Doses

Ice Cold Numbing. Zero pain, zero gag, 100% hero status.

Wetness
Slippery
Numbing
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God Mode
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The Ultimate

The Ultimate

18.00
13.5025% OFF
12 Doses

God Mode. Numb, Wet, and Slick. The ultimate oral sex enhancer.

Wetness
Slippery
Numbing
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The Formula

Not just candy. A pharmaceutical-grade pleasure system.

The Ritual

How To Use

Pop one star 1 minute before play. Let it dissolve. Don't chew. Own the moment.

The Steps
  • 1 Star
  • Starts in 1 Min
  • Lasts 15-30 Mins
The Flood

The Flood

Instant Salivation

A precise tingle that triggers a waterfall. You won't believe how wet you get.

Active Ingredients
  • Citric Acid
  • Tartaric Acid
  • Malic Acid
The Silk

The Silk

Hyper-Lubrication

Transforms natural moisture into a thick, luxurious gel. Zero friction, all sensation.

Active Ingredients
  • Kappa Carrageenan
  • Iota Carrageenan
  • Sodium Alginate
  • Agar Agar
  • Xanthan Gum
The Depth

The Depth

Zero Gag Reflex

Cooling menthol meets a gentle buzz. Relax your throat while keeping your tongue ready to play.

Active Ingredients
  • Menthol Crystals
  • Spilanthes Extract (Jambu)
  • Calcium Lactate

The Star

Crystal Matrix

A sugar-free, slow-dissolving star designed for extended pleasure sessions.

Active Ingredients
  • Isomalt
  • Sorbitol
  • Gum Arabic

The Tea

"Literally a waterfall. My partner didn't know what hit them."

Sarah M.

"The numbing is perfect. No gag, just fun."

Mike T.

"Finally, something that actually works. 10/10."

Jessica K.

FAQ

Yes! Your privacy is our priority.

  • Packaging: Plain cardboard box with no branding or logos.
  • Label: Sender appears as 'SP-Logistics' - nothing related to the brand.
  • Statement: Billing descriptor is generic ('SP-STORE').
  • Onset: Effects start within 60 seconds as the capsule dissolves.
  • Peak: Maximum sensation hits around the 5-minute mark.
  • Duration: The hydration and sensation typically last 20-30 minutes.
Absolutely.

  • Ingredients: 100% food-grade and safe for consumption.
  • Standards: Manufactured in a facility following strict safety guidelines.
  • Swallow-Friendly: Designed to be ingested, unlike traditional lubes.
Pre-Order Timeline:
  • Shipping Starts: January 2025.
  • Notification: You will receive an email with a tracking number as soon as your order leaves our warehouse.
  • Transit Time: Typically 3-5 business days after dispatch.
  • 14-Day Return: We accept returns for sealed, unopened packages within 14 days of delivery.
  • Hygiene: Due to the nature of our products, we cannot accept returns for opened or used items.
  • Process: Contact support to initiate a return.
We accept all major secure payment methods:
  • Cards: Visa, Mastercard, American Express.
  • Wallets: Apple Pay, Google Pay.

All transactions are encrypted via SSL.
Yes to both!
  • Vegan: No animal products or by-products.
  • Sugar-Free: Sweetened with natural Xylitol and Stevia.
  • Keto-Friendly: Zero net carbs.
  • Gluten-Free: Safe for celiacs.
We highly recommend it!
  • The Slide: Combine Drip (Wetness) + Slick (Glide) for a Nuru-like experience.
  • God Mode: Combine Deep + Drip + Slick for the ultimate sensation.
Dosage Guide:
  • Standard: 1 capsule per session is usually sufficient.
  • Max: You can take up to 2 for enhanced intensity.
  • Safety: They are food-grade, but consuming too many may cause mild digestive comfort due to Xylitol.
There are no harmful side effects.
Note: Contains Xylitol. Excessive consumption (e.g., a whole pack at once) may have a mild laxative effect. Keep away from dogs (Xylitol is not safe for pets).
Yes!
  • Oil-Free: Our formula contains no oils that degrade latex.
  • Water-Soluble: Rinses off easily and is compatible with all toys (silicone, glass, etc.).
We prioritize flavor:
  • Natural: Real fruit and mint extracts.
  • Sweetness: Balanced sweetness without the chemical aftertaste.
  • Variety: Each function has a subtle, pleasant flavor profile tailored to the experience.
To maintain freshness:
  • Temp: Store in a cool, dry place (room temperature).
  • Humidity: Avoid high humidity or direct sunlight.
  • Container: Keep the tin closed when not in use.
Yes.
  • Low Saliva: Provides essential moisture (Drip).
  • Normal Saliva: Enhances texture and glide (Slick).
  • Sensitive Throat: Helps relax muscles regardless of experience level (Deep).
Travel Friendly:
  • Format: Solid/Gel capsules (not liquid).
  • TSA: 100% safe for carry-on luggage.
  • Discreet: The tin looks like regular mints.
We ensure total privacy.
Descriptor: Charges will appear as a generic name like 'SP-STORE' or 'SLCK-TRIP'. There is no mention of the specific product names.
Consult your Doctor.
Although our ingredients are food-grade and generally considered safe, we always recommend consulting a healthcare professional before using any new supplement during pregnancy or breastfeeding.
Allergen Free:
  • No Nuts
  • No Soy
  • No Dairy
  • No Gluten
  • No Eggs
Yes.
There are no known interactions with alcohol. You can enjoy SlopyMints alongside a glass of wine or a cocktail without worry.
Yes, Worldwide.
  • Europe: Fast shipping within EU.
  • USA/Canada: Express options available.
  • Rest of World: Calculated at checkout.

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