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Shipping & Delivery

Everything you need to know about getting SlopyMints to your door. Fast, discreet, and reliable.

100% Discreet Packaging

Your privacy is our #1 priority. Orders arrive in plain brown boxes or padded envelopes. The return address is simply "SP-Logistics". No logos, no branding, no awkward questions from roommates.

Fast Shipping

US & EU: 3-5 Business Days.
International: 7-14 Business Days.

Orders are processed within 24 hours. You'll get a tracking link the moment it leaves our warehouse.

Secure Handling

We use trusted carriers (USPS, DHL, UPS) to ensure your package arrives safely. Lost package? We'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.

International Customs

We ship globally. For orders outside the US/EU, customs fees may apply depending on your country's regulations. These are the responsibility of the customer.

Common Questions

Can I change my address after ordering?

If you email us at support@slopymints.com within 2 hours of placing your order, yes. Once it's processed, we can't change it.

What appears on my credit card statement?

It will show up as a generic charge like "SP-STORE" or "SP-GOODS". Totally boring.

Do you ship to PO Boxes?

Yes, we ship to PO Boxes via standard shipping methods.