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The Slick - Liquid to Lube

The Slick

Transforms spit into pure, friction-free glide.

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TL;DR

The Slick is a delicious oral gel that's slippery af and designed as an edible massage oil alternative. It's 100% sugar-free, making it safe for no-yeast-infection concerns, and creates a friction-free experience perfect for Nuru massages or seamless gliding. Zero sticky residue—just pure, long-lasting glide.

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Liquid to Lube

Wetness
Slippery
Numbing
Discreet PackagingPremium Quality

The Details

What it does

The Slick turns your saliva into professional lube. It makes your mouth as slippery as a Nuru massage, but completely edible and delicious. It's "Friction-Free" in capsule form.

The Problem

Normal spit dries fast and gets sticky. Regular lube often tastes chemical and isn't meant for swallowing.

  • The "Sticky Effect": After a few minutes, oral gets sticky and drags on the skin.
  • Taste Killer: Many flavored lubes are full of sugar (yeast infection risk!) or taste artificial.
  • The Mess: Oil or gel from a bottle stains the bed and hands.

The Solution

The Slick creates a Nuru-like gel in the mouth that doesn't stick. It's 100% sugar-free (no yeast infections!) and vegan. You can swallow it because it tastes like candy, but works like high-end lube.

Scenarios

  • No Soreness: Enthusiastic but too dry? The Slick adds a protective layer so you can suck hard without hurting him.
  • Handjob Help: Want to mix hand and mouth? Spit the Slick mix into your hand – it's better than lotion.
  • Swallow Friendly: Regular lube tastes gross. The Slick tastes so good you'll want to swallow.

Why You'll Love It

Friction-Free Glide

Creates an incredibly smooth layer that eliminates friction for pure pleasure.

No Sticky Residue

Formulated to be silky, not tacky. No mess, no cleanup required.

Delicious & Safe

Food-grade, sugar-free, and pH-balanced. Safe to lick, safe to love.

How To Use

1

Dissolve

Let one capsule melt on your tongue.

2

Activate

Mix with saliva to create a rich, silky gel.

3

Play

Apply orally or transfer to skin for a slippery, sensory experience.

What's Inside

Alginate

Seaweed extract that creates the slippery gel texture.

Vegetable Glycerin

Provides smooth glide and hydration.

Stevia

Natural sweetness without the sugar crash.

Flavor

Premium food-grade flavoring for a great taste.

The Formula

Not just candy. A pharmaceutical-grade pleasure system.

The Ritual

How To Use

Pop one star 1 minute before play. Let it dissolve. Don't chew. Own the moment.

The Steps
  • 1 Star
  • Starts in 1 Min
  • Lasts 15-30 Mins
The Flood

The Flood

Instant Salivation

A precise tingle that triggers a waterfall. You won't believe how wet you get.

Active Ingredients
  • Citric Acid
  • Tartaric Acid
  • Malic Acid
The Silk

The Silk

Hyper-Lubrication

Transforms natural moisture into a thick, luxurious gel. Zero friction, all sensation.

Active Ingredients
  • Kappa Carrageenan
  • Iota Carrageenan
  • Sodium Alginate
  • Agar Agar
  • Xanthan Gum
The Depth

The Depth

Zero Gag Reflex

Cooling menthol meets a gentle buzz. Relax your throat while keeping your tongue ready to play.

Active Ingredients
  • Menthol Crystals
  • Spilanthes Extract (Jambu)
  • Calcium Lactate

The Star

Crystal Matrix

A sugar-free, slow-dissolving star designed for extended pleasure sessions.

Active Ingredients
  • Isomalt
  • Sorbitol
  • Gum Arabic

The Tea

"Best tasting oral gel ever. Not gross like the others."

Chloe D.

"Finally something that doesn't get sticky. Truly friction free."

Mark R.

"My partner loves it. Makes everything so smooth and fun."

Lisa M.

"Love that it's kissable body oil too. Taste is 10/10."

Sophie T.

"Perfect sugar free mints for oral. No worries about infections."

Jenna W.

FAQ

Yes, The Slick is a food grade lubricant that is 100% safe to ingest. It's designed to be the most delicious oral gel you can find.
No. Unlike sugary treats, this is sugar-free and pH balanced, making it a safe choice for no yeast infection mints lovers.
Not at all. It's formulated to be slippery af and friction free, leaving zero sticky residue behind, just like a premium silicone lube but edible.
Yes, we prioritize vegan intimate care. The Slick uses only plant-based ingredients and no animal byproducts.
Absolutely. It works as a powerful breath freshener for couples, but with the added benefit of turning into a silky gel for intimacy.
Pre-Order Timeline:
  • Shipping Starts: January 2025.
  • Notification: You will receive an email with a tracking number as soon as your order leaves our warehouse.
  • Transit Time: Typically 3-5 business days after dispatch.
  • 14-Day Return: We accept returns for sealed, unopened packages within 14 days of delivery.
  • Hygiene: Due to the nature of our products, we cannot accept returns for opened or used items.
  • Process: Contact support to initiate a return.
We accept all major secure payment methods:
  • Cards: Visa, Mastercard, American Express.
  • Wallets: Apple Pay, Google Pay.

All transactions are encrypted via SSL.
Yes to both!
  • Vegan: No animal products or by-products.
  • Sugar-Free: Sweetened with natural Xylitol and Stevia.
  • Keto-Friendly: Zero net carbs.
  • Gluten-Free: Safe for celiacs.
We highly recommend it!
  • The Slide: Combine Drip (Wetness) + Slick (Glide) for a Nuru-like experience.
  • God Mode: Combine Deep + Drip + Slick for the ultimate sensation.
Dosage Guide:
  • Standard: 1 capsule per session is usually sufficient.
  • Max: You can take up to 2 for enhanced intensity.
  • Safety: They are food-grade, but consuming too many may cause mild digestive comfort due to Xylitol.
There are no harmful side effects.
Note: Contains Xylitol. Excessive consumption (e.g., a whole pack at once) may have a mild laxative effect. Keep away from dogs (Xylitol is not safe for pets).
Yes!
  • Oil-Free: Our formula contains no oils that degrade latex.
  • Water-Soluble: Rinses off easily and is compatible with all toys (silicone, glass, etc.).
We prioritize flavor:
  • Natural: Real fruit and mint extracts.
  • Sweetness: Balanced sweetness without the chemical aftertaste.
  • Variety: Each function has a subtle, pleasant flavor profile tailored to the experience.
To maintain freshness:
  • Temp: Store in a cool, dry place (room temperature).
  • Humidity: Avoid high humidity or direct sunlight.
  • Container: Keep the tin closed when not in use.
Yes.
  • Low Saliva: Provides essential moisture (Drip).
  • Normal Saliva: Enhances texture and glide (Slick).
  • Sensitive Throat: Helps relax muscles regardless of experience level (Deep).
Travel Friendly:
  • Format: Solid/Gel capsules (not liquid).
  • TSA: 100% safe for carry-on luggage.
  • Discreet: The tin looks like regular mints.
We ensure total privacy.
Descriptor: Charges will appear as a generic name like 'SP-STORE' or 'SLCK-TRIP'. There is no mention of the specific product names.
Consult your Doctor.
Although our ingredients are food-grade and generally considered safe, we always recommend consulting a healthcare professional before using any new supplement during pregnancy or breastfeeding.
Allergen Free:
  • No Nuts
  • No Soy
  • No Dairy
  • No Gluten
  • No Eggs
Yes.
There are no known interactions with alcohol. You can enjoy SlopyMints alongside a glass of wine or a cocktail without worry.
Yes, Worldwide.
  • Europe: Fast shipping within EU.
  • USA/Canada: Express options available.
  • Rest of World: Calculated at checkout.