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The Slide - Wet + Slick

The Slide

The ultimate combo for messy fun.

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TL;DR

The Slide combines the best of both worlds—the wetness of The Drip plus the glide of The Slick. Perfect for Nuru massage experiences at home, it provides the heavy cushion of a gel with the flow of a liquid. Ideal for intimate rituals that foster couple connection, it's better than Altoids because it adds function to flavor.

€14.00

Wet + Slick

Wetness
Slippery
Numbing
Discreet Packaging•Premium Quality

The Details

What it does

The Slide is the combo of Drip (Wetness) and Slick (Glide). It creates extreme fluid, thick enough for body massages. Perfect for "Body-to-Body" sliding or very wet oral sessions.

The Problem

You want the extreme "wet and slippery" experience, but your body doesn't produce enough fluid on command.

  • Body Friction: Nuru massage usually requires messy gel that ruins sheets.
  • Toys: Normal spit often isn't enough for toys or fingers to glide comfortably.

The Solution

The Slide creates a thick, cushioning layer. Take two capsules, dissolve, and use the excess saliva-gel mix to rub your body or his penis. It's "Slippery AF".

Scenarios

  • Body Slide: Massage him with your body (boobs, thighs) without skin dragging.
  • The Sound: Want those wet, sloppy sounds and vacuum feel? The Slide delivers the fluid you need.
  • Clean Sheets: Want slippery sex but no oil stains? The Slide is water-based and safe for sheets.

Why You'll Love It

Hybrid Performance

The perfect balance of high-volume wetness and friction-free glide.

Nuru Experience

Creates enough lubrication for body-to-body sliding and massage.

Intimate Connection

Enhances partner play by removing friction barriers and adding sensory fun.

How To Use

1

Double Down

Use 2 capsules for a full Nuru experience, or 1 for oral play.

2

Generate

Allow them to dissolve and mix with saliva to create the gel.

3

Slide

Apply to desired areas and enjoy the frictionless sensation.

What's Inside

Carrageenan

Natural thickener that creates the 'body' of the gel.

Aloe Vera

Soothing hydration that cares for sensitive skin.

Vitamin E

Nourishes skin and tissues during play.

Mint Essence

Provides a fresh, cooling sensation.

The Formula

Not just candy. A pharmaceutical-grade pleasure system.

The Ritual

How To Use

Pop one star 1 minute before play. Let it dissolve. Don't chew. Own the moment.

The Steps
  • 1 Star
  • Starts in 1 Min
  • Lasts 15-30 Mins
The Flood

The Flood

Instant Salivation

A precise tingle that triggers a waterfall. You won't believe how wet you get.

Active Ingredients
  • Citric Acid
  • Tartaric Acid
  • Malic Acid
The Silk

The Silk

Hyper-Lubrication

Transforms natural moisture into a thick, luxurious gel. Zero friction, all sensation.

Active Ingredients
  • Kappa Carrageenan
  • Iota Carrageenan
  • Sodium Alginate
  • Agar Agar
  • Xanthan Gum
The Depth

The Depth

Zero Gag Reflex

Cooling menthol meets a gentle buzz. Relax your throat while keeping your tongue ready to play.

Active Ingredients
  • Menthol Crystals
  • Spilanthes Extract (Jambu)
  • Calcium Lactate

The Star

Crystal Matrix

A sugar-free, slow-dissolving star designed for extended pleasure sessions.

Active Ingredients
  • Isomalt
  • Sorbitol
  • Gum Arabic

The Tea

"We used it for a mini nuru session and it was slippery af!"

— Amanda G.

"Def better than altoids. The slip is insane."

— Chris P.

"Brought us closer together. A fun little ritual."

— Sam & Jo

"The perfect intimate ritual for us. Smells and tastes great."

— Daniel T.

"Way better than messy oils. Truly slippery af."

— Kimberly S.

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FAQ

Absolutely. The Slide creates a thick, slippery layer perfect for a nuru massage experience on a smaller scale or for targeted areas.
Yes, it's better than Altoids because it doesn't just freshen breath; it adds functional lubrication and wetness for a better physical experience.
The evolving texture from solid to liquid to gel makes it ideal for sensory play, adding a new dimension to your intimate rituals.
It's an edible massage oil alternative that is water-soluble. It won't stain sheets like oil, but provides that same 'slippery af' feeling.
Yes, by removing friction and adding a fun, shared element, it encourages playfulness and deeper couple connection.
Pre-Order Timeline:
  • Shipping Starts: January 2025.
  • Notification: You will receive an email with a tracking number as soon as your order leaves our warehouse.
  • Transit Time: Typically 3-5 business days after dispatch.
  • 14-Day Return: We accept returns for sealed, unopened packages within 14 days of delivery.
  • Hygiene: Due to the nature of our products, we cannot accept returns for opened or used items.
  • Process: Contact support to initiate a return.
We accept all major secure payment methods:
  • Cards: Visa, Mastercard, American Express.
  • Wallets: Apple Pay, Google Pay.

All transactions are encrypted via SSL.
Yes to both!
  • Vegan: No animal products or by-products.
  • Sugar-Free: Sweetened with natural Xylitol and Stevia.
  • Keto-Friendly: Zero net carbs.
  • Gluten-Free: Safe for celiacs.
We highly recommend it!
  • The Slide: Combine Drip (Wetness) + Slick (Glide) for a Nuru-like experience.
  • God Mode: Combine Deep + Drip + Slick for the ultimate sensation.
Dosage Guide:
  • Standard: 1 capsule per session is usually sufficient.
  • Max: You can take up to 2 for enhanced intensity.
  • Safety: They are food-grade, but consuming too many may cause mild digestive comfort due to Xylitol.
There are no harmful side effects.
Note: Contains Xylitol. Excessive consumption (e.g., a whole pack at once) may have a mild laxative effect. Keep away from dogs (Xylitol is not safe for pets).
Yes!
  • Oil-Free: Our formula contains no oils that degrade latex.
  • Water-Soluble: Rinses off easily and is compatible with all toys (silicone, glass, etc.).
We prioritize flavor:
  • Natural: Real fruit and mint extracts.
  • Sweetness: Balanced sweetness without the chemical aftertaste.
  • Variety: Each function has a subtle, pleasant flavor profile tailored to the experience.
To maintain freshness:
  • Temp: Store in a cool, dry place (room temperature).
  • Humidity: Avoid high humidity or direct sunlight.
  • Container: Keep the tin closed when not in use.
Yes.
  • Low Saliva: Provides essential moisture (Drip).
  • Normal Saliva: Enhances texture and glide (Slick).
  • Sensitive Throat: Helps relax muscles regardless of experience level (Deep).
Travel Friendly:
  • Format: Solid/Gel capsules (not liquid).
  • TSA: 100% safe for carry-on luggage.
  • Discreet: The tin looks like regular mints.
We ensure total privacy.
Descriptor: Charges will appear as a generic name like 'SP-STORE' or 'SLCK-TRIP'. There is no mention of the specific product names.
Consult your Doctor.
Although our ingredients are food-grade and generally considered safe, we always recommend consulting a healthcare professional before using any new supplement during pregnancy or breastfeeding.
Allergen Free:
  • No Nuts
  • No Soy
  • No Dairy
  • No Gluten
  • No Eggs
Yes.
There are no known interactions with alcohol. You can enjoy SlopyMints alongside a glass of wine or a cocktail without worry.
Yes, Worldwide.
  • Europe: Fast shipping within EU.
  • USA/Canada: Express options available.
  • Rest of World: Calculated at checkout.