
The Ultimate
Wet, slick, and deep. All at once.
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The Ultimate unlocks God Mode by combining hydration, slickness, and numbing into one powerhouse capsule. Designed as the premier oral sex enhancer, it boosts oral stamina and leaves them speechless. It's the goodhead alternative that does it all—instant flood, zero friction, and zero gag—your secret weapon to be the best they've ever had.
The Holy Trinity
The Details
What it does
This is "God Mode". It unites Wetness, Glide, and Control in one capsule. The weapon for the perfect blowjob to drive him crazy.
The Problem
You have a "High-Stakes" date. You don't know what the issue will be (Dryness? Gag? Stamina?), so you want to be armed against EVERYTHING.
- Performance Anxiety: "What if I'm not good enough?" or "What if I gag?"
The Solution
The Ultimate eliminates all physical barriers simultaneously. Your mouth gets wet, throat relaxes, and glide is maximized. You can focus fully on technique and Him.
Scenarios
- The Marathon: He takes long? Your mouth stays moist and relaxed, no matter how long.
- First Impression: Want him to say "Best BJ of my life"? The Ultimate gives you pro skills out of the box.
- Combo Move: Deep throat + hands? The Ultimate ensures everything slides and nothing hurts.
Why You'll Love It
All-In-One Power
Hydration, slickness, and desensitization in a single, powerful drop.
Maximum Stamina
Removes all physical barriers so you can perform longer and stronger.
Confidence Boost
Knowing you have 'God Mode' in your pocket gives you the confidence to try anything.
How To Use
The Choice
Select The Ultimate when you want to impress.
The Transformation
Dissolve one capsule and feel your mouth transform into a super-slick, cool, hydrated zone.
The Action
Go forth and conquer. You are now ready for anything.
What's Inside
Spilanthes
The vibrating 'electric' herb for sensation.
Pectin & Alginate
The hydrocolloid blend for wetness and slip.
Menthol
The cooling agent for stamina.
Vitamin B12
Energy support for those long sessions.
The Formula
Not just candy. A pharmaceutical-grade pleasure system.
The Tea
"Literally God Mode. I felt like a pro."
"The best oral sex gel period. Nothing else compares."
"Worth every penny. My partner was speechless."
"Def the ultimate goodhead alternative. It does everything."
"Oral pleasure mastery unlocked. I felt unstoppable."
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FAQ
- Shipping Starts: January 2025.
- Notification: You will receive an email with a tracking number as soon as your order leaves our warehouse.
- Transit Time: Typically 3-5 business days after dispatch.
- 14-Day Return: We accept returns for sealed, unopened packages within 14 days of delivery.
- Hygiene: Due to the nature of our products, we cannot accept returns for opened or used items.
- Process: Contact support to initiate a return.
- Cards: Visa, Mastercard, American Express.
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- Vegan: No animal products or by-products.
- Sugar-Free: Sweetened with natural Xylitol and Stevia.
- Keto-Friendly: Zero net carbs.
- Gluten-Free: Safe for celiacs.
- The Slide: Combine Drip (Wetness) + Slick (Glide) for a Nuru-like experience.
- God Mode: Combine Deep + Drip + Slick for the ultimate sensation.
- Standard: 1 capsule per session is usually sufficient.
- Max: You can take up to 2 for enhanced intensity.
- Safety: They are food-grade, but consuming too many may cause mild digestive comfort due to Xylitol.
Note: Contains Xylitol. Excessive consumption (e.g., a whole pack at once) may have a mild laxative effect. Keep away from dogs (Xylitol is not safe for pets).
- Oil-Free: Our formula contains no oils that degrade latex.
- Water-Soluble: Rinses off easily and is compatible with all toys (silicone, glass, etc.).
- Natural: Real fruit and mint extracts.
- Sweetness: Balanced sweetness without the chemical aftertaste.
- Variety: Each function has a subtle, pleasant flavor profile tailored to the experience.
- Temp: Store in a cool, dry place (room temperature).
- Humidity: Avoid high humidity or direct sunlight.
- Container: Keep the tin closed when not in use.
- Low Saliva: Provides essential moisture (Drip).
- Normal Saliva: Enhances texture and glide (Slick).
- Sensitive Throat: Helps relax muscles regardless of experience level (Deep).
- Format: Solid/Gel capsules (not liquid).
- TSA: 100% safe for carry-on luggage.
- Discreet: The tin looks like regular mints.
Descriptor: Charges will appear as a generic name like 'SP-STORE' or 'SLCK-TRIP'. There is no mention of the specific product names.
Although our ingredients are food-grade and generally considered safe, we always recommend consulting a healthcare professional before using any new supplement during pregnancy or breastfeeding.
- No Nuts
- No Soy
- No Dairy
- No Gluten
- No Eggs
There are no known interactions with alcohol. You can enjoy SlopyMints alongside a glass of wine or a cocktail without worry.
- Europe: Fast shipping within EU.
- USA/Canada: Express options available.
- Rest of World: Calculated at checkout.





